As much as i'm sure people can disagree about how amazing I am on other fronts there's one thing pretty much everyones knows with utter certainty: i'm pretty much the smartest person. ever.

Usually, I keep it to myself because I know what peons you all are and I hate having to repeat myself, but today I feel like i'm walking around in a good dream, floating, if you were, so i'm willing to divulge a little bit of information to you, the little people.

so lay it on me, anything you've ever wondered about.

i can explain it.

i can make it all make sense.

Whats the chemical imbalance in your brain which makes you such a tool.

And go into detail, oh great one..

It has nothing to do with a chemical imbalance in the brain, deep down you'll find your answer Coffeey.

And your answer will probably involve lots of pooping.