No wait- heres the most epic offer ever-

I will pay you 0.00001 MTC if you eat the cake that is a lie, and thus truthfully does not have gila monster toxins in it... >:3

or i can pay you 3 mtc to eat a gila monster lizard. Those along with the mexican beaded are the only venomous lizards on earth.

I'll add $1 if you take a video of you eating this lizard lol.

END OFFTOPIC REPTILE CONSUMPTION!

Start cute lizard adorableness!

Why does it have to be Mexican. Thats offensive yo.

Its the species' common name. -_-

Yeah well then its a commonly RACIST species. I dont even care that Mexican isnt actually a race.

ok fine... the gila monster and the Heloderma horridum, that better? :/

I dont like big words. I assume everyone who uses them is conspiring against me at all times. Just call it Ignacio and everything will be fine.

ALSO to avoid accusations of being off topic, I want to pick the 3rd one, but its out of focus. So I choose el numbero two-o. Thats spanish for number two in case you arent bilingual.

What's not cute about this???

Awww... a handful of baby snakes! that has cute all over it! ^^ <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>