I enjoy Phillip Glass but Steve Reich is by far my favorite minimalist

Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote Synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit! Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Thats The Average Day For Me! And Sucking D1ck, Nah Dude, That Ain't Me!

You should copy paste things more often, less capitals on every word! <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

I Know Right! lololol

Half of this. I'll let you guys figure out which half.

How to survive Minetown as a moderator, IRETHENA addition:

-Excedrin Migraine

-A LOT of this



-Lots and lots and lots of this:



And maybe a bit of this:



I'll let you guess what's in those brownies.

Oh, and lots and lots and lots of

Jk, I love being a mod. But we all have those days, haha.

Not a mod, But this is How I Survive the Brutal elements of Minetopian weather!

LOLOL with that kind of noise you indeed scare every creeper and spider away, nice tactic! <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

hehe,