you know your a noob to minetown when your first questions are, where can i build? Why cant i teleport? how come i cant fly? Can i have flying? Oh, I didnt know it was against the rules, I'm sorry can i come back? <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>

Your a noob to minetown when you claim to be from planet minecraft and ask for op

You know your a Minetown noob when you go to the End and wonder why some guy called Coffeey keeps killing you <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

Omg

I am a noob!

;P

You know you're a Minetown noob when you get banned and DON'T post in the proper format.