If you could help me find my thread, I think someone has stolen it. As a community we should join hands and put up posters and set up hot lines, someone must have seen it at some point!

I'm really worried, what if someone hit my thread with a car, or worse. I'm not one to throw blame around but I think some of those shady staff fellas took my thread down an alley and beat the hell out it.

Is this your thread?

*Stashes the bloody lead pipe* Thread? What does this thread look like?

what? never heard you had a thread. oh and ignore the 'red paint' on my car, i hit a paint can......