*Pulls out flamethrower and LMG, grinning as a skyscraper burns In the background*

Give up already.

*holds out a simple syringe, filled with air* You are all novices in the art of war <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

You my dear, *presses trigger* are sorely mistaken.

You better watch out ya better not cry, ya better not pout im tellin' ya why. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. He sees you when your sleeping. He knows when your awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good. For. GOODNESS. SAAAAAAAAKE.

OH, ya better watch out- what am i doing? o.o

Nope.

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HERP

Why worry? There's still ten days left till judgement day.

>.> Santa Claus breaks into your home, eats your food and leaves without any sort of finger print, dna, etc and everyone sings his praise. This man is potentially dangerous....even the jolliest fat guy has a darkside!