~~How To Place A Block~~ By: Bonzaijoe

"I never finish anyth" By XCoaster

hnng

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You're reading a book. By Kong999

Every Block Placed Is Another Block Mined....

just thought it sounds to me like a minecraft saying...

Palonti sees you.

Palonti needs a throne. So do you.

Palonti talks about himself a lot.

Palonti needs a break.

Palonti is a successful author.

Palonti uses his name in all his book titles.

Palonti is addicted to himself.

Palonti is wasting your time.

Palonti loves food. Very nice food. Nom.

Palonti is hugging a creeper right now.

Palonti doesn't have a life.

Palonti knows much. Tells some.

Palonti is NOT the Dovahkiin.

Palonti wants you to stay away from his cake.

Palonti is the undisputed king of books.

Palonti spies on you when you are sleeping.

Palonti likes many mods on the server.

Palonti likes many admins on the server.

Palonti eats fish, meat and rotten flesh.

Palonti's guide to NOT GETTING BANNED.

Palonti's criminal history.

Palonti is your god... and your father.

Palonti is Darth Vader.

Palonti is secretly a creeper.

Palonti is secretly a zombie.

Palonti is secretly a skeleton.

Palonti is secretly an enderman.

Palonti is secretly a zombie pigman.

Palonti pities the fools that grief his storage.

Palonti is Palonti, who is Palonti, who is Palonti, who is not Palonti.

Palonti is a spy.

Palonti is a soldier.

Palonti is a heavy.

Palonti is an engineer.

Palonti is a sniper.

Palonti is a scout.

Palonti is a medic.

Palonti is a demoman.

Palonti is a pyro.

Palonti hears something. Is it you? Maybe not.

Guess what? It's NOT Palonti!

Why Palonti decided to go emo...

Jailed for one minute - By Palonti

Hi! I'm Palonti. You're thinking of me right now, aren't you?

Internet > Book. Put this junk down, man!

Brewing: For potions!

Enchanting: For level 0's!

Sprinting: For people that fly!

X-Ray: For cheaters!

Farming: For people that don't like Farmville!

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Gee paloni... Anyway. "laugh at you problems every else does" and "knowledge is power, and power corupts. So study hard and be evil".

My books:

Warning: This book is pointless!

This book will self-destruct in..The book has self destructed!

In The Eyes of Notch

Minecraft for Dummies

Are there any signs of life out there? *static*

"How to tame your Enderdragon" -By Mitzep