I was driven to suicide by Chauffer because of his incessant trolling and killing me in my vault, at spawn, etc:

I lost 128 diamond blocks and 384 gold blocks.

I commited suicide by going to /warp cyberspace

Many people witnessed this tragedy.

The normal size print: This is a joke, thats why it isn't in the "Report" section, Okay? Got that? Jolly good.

Anyone who is caught killing people at spawn will be jailed by myself or heiwashin ;D

xx

That picture in your sig.... It frightens me...

And I'm not on there.

Grr...

You should be afraid. We're all high on crack.

So I see, So I see.

So sawine got you preggo now? What happened to Daddy Dorito

Me and Sawine had many babies <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

Me and Checkers are still married, checkers doesnt mind sharing <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

LOLOL x

Notice the lack of children on minetown after she gave birth, and stay the hell away from my church >.>

You should have been there at the birth, it was beautiful <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>

Dear godzilla, you guys went to Figi with out me? I have a place that over looks the beach.

WHUT <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f610.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":|">:|</object>

Could have told us earlier, Sawine and I were stuck in a small motel due to our budget, sharing a double bed with Jallaf and his camera >.>

As you can see from my signature we managed to get a very good photograph taken, it was very eventful D:

x