This thread is mainly for me and other jews (other races are allowed too) to talk about judiusm and being jewish and the overall meaning of god, so id like to start off with this quote from one of Shakespeare's plays (that came upp first when i searched I am a jew on the internet) and my take on it

Shakespeare Wrote:

Rabbi's Thoughts:

Yes, But thy hath Jew nose!

I'm gonna post a picture of my hair in a few weeks, before it gets cut.

Its pretty jewwy

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Please respect a great jew

Yo tengo la nosa de jew.

umm i dont think being jewish is a race, more like a religion... xD

it is a religion, but not to rabbi :3

True that, to me its a way to make a shit load of money

True Fact:

By saying your a jew in one of your self discriptin things while applying to be an accountant, you 99% more likely to get the job if your competeing with someone of the same amount, or even more credentials

jews also make for great grandparents, rack up on the money!

U a jew hunter?

nope, athiest. im bound to get hate :3

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ur parents or grandparnts?