Movie title from the point of view of the villains

a joke not a picture but just a joke

WANTED:

| A tall well-built woman with good |||||||

| reputation, who can cook frogs |||||||

| legs, who appreciates a good fuc- |||||||

| shia garden, classical music and tal- |

| king without getting to serious ||||||||||||||

| But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5 |

All I'm gonna say is OMFG 56 pages! <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f632.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":o">:o</object>