I'm sick of people only liking me for my massive Minetown rank. I used to live a normal, pretty quiet life. I didn't talk to many people in school, and I never talked to anyone about Minetown simply because I didn't think anyone cared. One day, that would all change. It started out as a normal day of school; I was sitting at my lunch table eating a sandwich while playing a collection day battle. I look up and accidentally make eye contact with Timmy. Uh oh. Timmy's the type of guy to harass everyone just because he knows everyone will still suck up to him at the end of the day. He's never noticed me before, so I'm unsure of what he's planning. But judging by what happened to Sam, I don't want to find out. He smiles and stands up, and I nervously put my phone away. By the time he gets to my table, I'm shaking visibly. No point in running now. "Hey meat," he says. "Who do ya think you are, the boss of this place or something?" "N-no Timmy," I begin to say. "It was an accident, I-" I'm cut off as he shoves me to the ground, and my phone falls out of my pocket. I realize that my only hope now is to dial 911. I manage to turn on my phone, but he snatches it before I can do anything else. On my laptop, Minetown begins to load up. "Pfft, you play Minecraft?" He says, chuckling. "I bet you're only in Vegas or so-" His eyes bulge as the game loads, and my secret base with 50 doublechests of diamond blocks is displayed on the screen. "H-how..." He begins to say. "How many Minetown keys have you bought??" "Around $10" I say, now standing back up. "I'm basically free to play." Timmy's skin turns chalk pale. "I-I-I..." He trails off. "...I'm sorry, o great one," he manages to say before handing me my phone and laptop before bolting out of the cafeteria. By this point, a crowd has gathered around me. Confused, they approach to see what all the fuss was about. One by one, they gasp in surprise. "How did you get that much diamond?" "Can I join your Discord?" "How many times have you escaped from the prison server?" I decide to ignore all of these questions and instead head to my next class. However, the mob doesn't let up, and I have to call in sick to escape. Later that evening, I'm working on an assignment when I get a text from this girl who I sort of like. We don't talk much, and the only reason she has my number is because we did a project together once. Her text is a confession of her feelings towards me. At first, I wonder if this has to do with today's events, but then I remember that she has been sick all week, and there's no way the news could have spread to her by now. I tell her that I feel the same and we plan a date the next day. The date goes surprisingly well, and Minetown isn't even brought up once. Afterwards, I walk her home. "Do you mind if I use your bathroom?" I ask as we reach her door. "Sure thing," she replies, "but first, we should snap a pic together!" I agree, and we take a photo on my laptop. As I'm heading upstairs to her bathroom, I realize I left my laptop downstairs. Oh well, no big deal right? As I walk back down after doing my duties, I notice that she's gawking at something on her laptop. Wait. MY laptop! I run to her and close the lid. She was looking at my Minetown forums profile. "What the hell are you doing?" I snap at her. "P-please, mr master senpai," she begs. "Just one double chest of diamond blocks?" It only got worse after that. I haven't been able to walk 10 feet without someone coming up to me and pleading to merely gaze upon my huge stack of diamond. I ended up having to hire a squad of bodyguards to fend off the mob of teens that follows my every move. I think someone discovered my secret base because yesterday it went from a small, obsidian-surrounded alcove to overflowing with people in just an hour. At this point I don't think even switching servers would help, considering how fast news spreads these days. TLDR: my Minetown wealth was so massive it ultimately caused my downfall.

OK I found it for real this time This is the one

I have a confession to make. I am so in love with one of the girls in Minetown. She isn't normally awake at this time so I am hoping this will slip under her radar and she won't see it. I mean I don't even know her but everything about her seems awesome. She has a great sense of humour and posts a lot of relatable stuff. Obviously looks are a part of it. She's not just pretty tho she's beautiful. Now I am not really an attractive person myself but I've been to her profile page a lot and I just feel like we would click if we ever met judging by the posts she makes and the friends she seems to have. We also both like Minecraft too so that's a big bonus... I honestly think we are super compatible but see cause I found her in this stupid server how do I tell her without coming off as being weird? My profile is pretty out there too so if she did happen to look at mine she would get pretty spooked because of what I am like and I could just be another creep out there... I'm thinking about sending a private message or maybe send her some Minecraft memes as a talking point. I also thought about just going fuck it and adding her as a friend but I don't know if she will remember I am from Minetown... Thoughts?

Wait how many accounts do I actually have? Edit: OK this is my real account

The plugin interprets my actions wrong. I took out 2 diamonds and put them on a stack of 3, removing the stack of three making a stack of 5. The plugin reads it as 2 & 3 --> 0 & 0 --> 0 & 5 but does not register the initial 3. EDIT: Please don't make me seem retarded lol, I've been here long enough to know about this sort of thing. It was a prank bro, check my diamonds chest I have like 10 stacks of the stuff why would I steal 2? Kek