the desert has never helped any one and i am going to go throw poison at it

oh.

The desert once helped me overcome an embarrassing fear of french-cut green beans. You are a liar and a murderer and I am ashamed of you.

I thought this announcement was going to be your decision to only post normal things from now on. Thank you for proving me wrong.

Wow. Christ

YoshiGod9 says that if you shit into a wasp nest they wont sting your ass because theyre too dumb to know what shit even is. Prove him wrong

Forums? Staying on tract? hahahhahaa, In our dreams.

track*

im quitting my job as muscle beach lifeguard to achieve my dream of becoming the north korean secretary of teen moms

please don't use asterisks to censor words, they look like tiny assholes and make everything worse

well maybe i like to be associated with tiny little scat dispensers. *