buried in the center of stonehenge is a leather portfolio case filled with nude images of me. i consider these my most powerful nudes

That was yours?

Oh damn, sorry. I found it and sold it to some strange man for 1000 rupees. Apparently he wants to use it in his "oversized naked women" article for the next Big Issue magazine.

wat

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Evan

can you please alter this "PROPERTY OF THE ZOO" tattoo on my back into maybe like a naked gypsy chick

bested again by the youngsters who hurl entire thistle bushes at my nude body. these masterminds operate on a level that i cannot comprehend

one needs only to read the quote on my favorite coffee mug to understand quite clearly, without a doubt, that i am mad about Content.

NO; TXT A? T AL gatorade me bitch

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