EDIT : backstory

I am a reporter, from Minetown. I have been sent in undercover into the notorious Minetown Prison, home to many of the crooks of Minetown.

It won't be any Shawshank Redemption, but I believe that I will give some insight into the life of prisoners and maybe uncover some conspiracies or secrets among the inmates.

I will be keeping a prison log, reporting in about once every day. Hopefully this little adventure in the prison is as fun as it for me as it is for you guys, my readers.

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Day 1 : The prisoners definitely aren't shy. Will look into later.

I always need aspirin after an hour on the server...

Welcome to modern society, Please take a number.

The hardest thing on the Prison is dealing with all the drugged up prisoners.

Day Three : My humour goes unnoticed.

Tough crowd.

Day 4 : The prisoners have strange, strange requests.

My human nature made me attempt to fulfill them.

Still doesn't beat someone asking me to give them dimens.....

but lieutenant dan, you ain't got no legs