Title says it all.

You'll get $1,500 if you:

A) Put your in-game name below

B) Tell me a funny joke

C) Post screenshots that you voted today or voted on the day of you signing up to this giveaway

You'll get $1,000 if you:

A) Put your in-game name below

B) Tell me a funny joke

You'll get $500 if you:

A) Put your in-game name below

B) Tell me a joke that's not really funny.

That's it.

You get money for doing that.

Happy Holidays from the Cyto Group Corporation of Minetown

Sponsored by the Cyto Foundation for the Arts and Sciences

jimbo493

What does Santa Eat for brekfast on Christmas?



LOL

You really outta' specify whether or not this is money or mtc, people will think you are scamming <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

* Recipient will not receive real currency. Minetown Credits will be used.

ipwnin3D

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

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parrotboy1

Steve Jobs released a new apple product call iHouse, the new apple house. The first customer came up to Steve and said "Your new iHouse has no windows!" and steve replies with "Exactly"

IGN: Odarus

Joke: What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?

Answer: Nacho Cheese!!!

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Thanks for the voting promotion Cyto.

IGN: SuperNintenzo

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern

angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly

said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let

in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with

the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building

improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning,

flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a

pretty popular guy among the demons.

One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a

sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've

got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and

there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with

next."

God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an

engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down

there; send him up here."

Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the

staff, and I'm keeping him."

God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things

are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or

I'll sue."

Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU

going to get a lawyer?"

Name moon_rocks

joke: knock knock. whose there?? me. me who? Santa claus! HAHAHAHA

Name Zionia000

Joke: What did santa give to all the naughty pirate kids this year?

Answer: Enough rope to shiver their timbers. Yarr

Voting now...too lazy to post SSs about it >,>