3 People Died in a Car accident.

Dennis, Todd, and Charlie.

Peter met them at the gates of heaven, and said to them "Welcome to heaven, God has only one rule... don't step on the ducks... God loves his ducks"

Dennis....in disbelief said "PSHHHHHHHHH"

And stepped on a duck.

"QUACK!"

Peter and two angels came down and shackled Dennis to the most poorest and ugliest woman he's ever seen.

Dennis wailed "What did I do to deserve this?"

Peter answered "you stepped on a duck, God loves his ducks there will be consequences"

Todd and Charlie looked at each other in fear.

They did not want to step on a duck.

After many near duck stepping experiences, Todd eventually stepped on a duck.

"QUACK"

Peter and two angels shackled Todd to a even more homelier, and uglier woman than the last.

Todd wailed "What did I do to deserve this?"

Peter answered "you stepped on a duck, God loves his ducks there will be consequences"

Charlie backed up and said to himself.... I will not step on a duck.

He never stepped on a duck.

A year or two later, Peter and two angels shackled Charlie to the most beautiful woman he has ever seen....

Charlie asked the woman "What did I do to deserve you!?!?!"

Woman answered... "Idk, but I stepped on a duck"

Wat.

this is funny i showed my friend in math class and he laughed lols

Ah... I get it.

Not that funny.

Thanks for sharing anyways.

~SN

It was funny maybe the first time I heard it, but it's gotta be the oldest joke around now, lol

From,

Chris.

Ive never heard it before. Its funny

hahaha thanks for making me laugh