Here it is. Not only did I draw it on a old piece of paper using a barely working pen, I took a terrible photo with my phone to add to the artistic value of the work. There is also a spot of olive oil from my dinner that splashed onto the paper, further enhancing the genius that went into this.
In case your finite minds can't comprehend the amazing detail, this is literally A Minetown Love Triangle on a villager zombie and an enderman.