If you were a banana would you eat yourself or talk to yourself like a phone?

I think I would be the retared to start talking to it like ya I'ma banana I'm talking to a banana then have a huge conversation. Then afterwards be like NO the battery died!!!! Then eat myself be like oh ya buddy I taste pretty good.

That seems pretty legit to me

I would probably eat myself because bananas are nummy ^_^ then again, wouldn't that be cannibalism? no I would eat the apple next me <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f608.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":evil:">:evil:</object>

As Philosoraptor always said, "If you are what you eat, are cannibals the only real people?"