Okifool made me download that stupid minimapmod, and then minecraft wouldn't work right, so I tried to uninstall it but uninstalled my .jar instead. Trying to figure out how to fix this son of a bitch, so I may be gone for a while again... nowhere near as long as before though.

Dude, minecraft is like a 5 minute download. Just reinstall.

accually its like 30 seconds

I DON'T KNOW HOW! I go to download, click on miencraft.exe, it downloads, I click on it to launch it up, it goes to the loading screen, says 'updating minecraft' and stops.

Did you delete the old files?

Dude, i "recommended" it

You mean all the stuff in .minecraft? No i didnt. Should I?

Yes You Should Delete everything in your .mincraft except for your worlds if u actually like them

Should I just throw away the folder itself or not?

Fixed, requesting lock.