Recently I was staring at my new CUSTOM-MADE signature for several consecutive hours with a smug sense of self-satisfaction when I realized what a TERRIBLE person I am! 'But how could Fettuccini ever be anything but super awesome?', you must be asking. Well, because I have been hoarding all this BEAUTIFUL ARTISTRY and EXPERT CRAFTSMANSHIP all to myself!
Well no more! I, Fettuccini, have decided to make these CUSTOM-MADE and ONE-OF-A-KIND signatures available for purchase to anyone and everyone who will pay my MODEST PARTS AND LABOR FEE!!!
Want to see some cool SAMPLES? Don't be lazy, just look at my sig!
Want to see EVEN MORE cool samples??? Too bad! I AM NOT HERE TO CODDLE YOU.
So for only 1000 mtc, you can be better than all your friends (unless they already have one, then you just wont be worse than them anymore) by buying one of my CUSTOM-MADE and ONE-OF-A-KIND signatures! Hooray! Just reply to this thread with what you want in your signature, and prepare to HAVE YOU MIND BLOWN while I swiftly and diligently create UTTER PERFECTION. JUST. FOR. YOU!!!
And hey, you guys! Look how many caps and bright colors this post has! Thats how you can tell these are TOP QUALITY PRODUCTS!!!
Well no more! I, Fettuccini, have decided to make these CUSTOM-MADE and ONE-OF-A-KIND signatures available for purchase to anyone and everyone who will pay my MODEST PARTS AND LABOR FEE!!!
Want to see some cool SAMPLES? Don't be lazy, just look at my sig!
Want to see EVEN MORE cool samples??? Too bad! I AM NOT HERE TO CODDLE YOU.
So for only 1000 mtc, you can be better than all your friends (unless they already have one, then you just wont be worse than them anymore) by buying one of my CUSTOM-MADE and ONE-OF-A-KIND signatures! Hooray! Just reply to this thread with what you want in your signature, and prepare to HAVE YOU MIND BLOWN while I swiftly and diligently create UTTER PERFECTION. JUST. FOR. YOU!!!
And hey, you guys! Look how many caps and bright colors this post has! Thats how you can tell these are TOP QUALITY PRODUCTS!!!