So what is the best excuse you have ever seen for a ban appeal? I've seen some pretty sad ones out there, but whats the best you've seen?

That "I BOUGHT THE EGGS FROM SAWINE HE HOOKED ME UP I DIDN'T DUPE SJLASKJDLAKSJDLAKJSD:LKAJ"

LOL I remember that appeal!

'Why did you do it'

'F*ck you, thats why'

When someone grifed my dam and used this excuse IT WAS THE ALIENS MAN!

The final comment person i'm pretty sure is omega, but don't hold me to that if i'm wrong

Lol. I really cant tell if he was just trolling or he was serious xD

My bro did it

I swear it wasn't me, I was at school and my cousin came over to play on my unlocked and unpassword protected game, he is so sorry and didn't mean to steal from a chest with a "No stealing" sign on it.

I didnt do it!

*Shows hawkeye evidence*

No, I didnt do that.

"Irethena stole my buckets"