I've seen some nifty stuff done to screenshots to make them look cool. Unfortunately, setting up and taking this pick was as far as my creativity stemmed...

Captions optional!

Cleverness preferred...

Make it rain!

On it.

Guys,

Please keep it clean! We have many under 16's using the forums x

WHAT THEY DONT KNOW DOESNT HURT THEM

"Shes asking for a map because she forgot where her hotel is while she was at the beach"

This is only me dicking about. I've gone for a cartoon-y effect, not finished yet but hey.

Sorry, I assumed this was fine/okay, seeing as how there is a) a strip club in minetown b) there are no nudy bits and c) i've seen some interesting screenshots on the pages of other members, including a rather amusing example on yours <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

Besides, there's nothing dirty about pole dancing. It's a legit sport now for people seeking a gymnastic challenge.

Janine Butterfly, for example

The little ones probably see much fouler stuff on MTV...

I lost my purse, can you guys help me?

Lol <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>

"ttsssssss"

"oh, never mind : ("

If you can wait a bit (2-3 days) I can whip something up for you, I own a graphic design company and I'm going to be donating and joining the community soon. (Probably with tips from my other job) Sooo if you can wait for me to buy the game, donate and join our community, LOG IN and accept your diamonds lol. I can easily make that scene look awesome and in a strip club environment if you want. Just send me a message, I'll check it here tomorrow around 2pm -8 PST or 11pm -8 PST

Direct link: http://gfxuploader.com/images/pxi3pjtmibq9e15mlwgp.png

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Minecraft sigs isn't my thing, lol.