You can has your tree... I am perfectly happy up mine (it is fluffy up here and it sparkles XP )

ill take both of yours trees and make a boat. yeah the S.S.Googlelot

I would then build a cannon powered by writhing, tortured souls that would shoot flaming hell rounds to torch your dingy and send it to the dark, unforgiving depths of the seas......."my tree", I would whisper, as the charred remains of a once regal ship, built from the most stoic of trees, catches a last glimpse of light before descending into the crushing deeps. Vengeance is mine.

I won't lie. I always assumed Zio was a girl lol And I have treated he as such. Poor fella.

Have you seen his forum signature? We have so much fun joking around in mumble about things like that, especially when people start arguing back and forth in global chat about his gender. He does it because the results are hilarious!