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[Enjin Archive] Tips to NOT get stuck in Jail, for Dummies (An unnoficcial addition to a funny book series)
Started by [E] Idellechi

Soo lol, jailed twice this weekend. And since i really liked "A 100% foolproof Way to not get banned" imma make my own thread.

1- DO NOT KILL MY MOOSHROOMS, OR ANYONE ELSES PET ANIMAL OR CREEPER.

One time i was on my way to sayjail for a visit, and saw a guy's cell,

____ Minuites for ____'s Mooshroom. Speaks for itself.

2- DUN GET BANNED.

Lots of people serve jail time on being Unbanned.

Refer to inspiration thread for tips.

Case closed.

3- DUN DO ANYTHING BANWORTHY

They may jail instead of a ban



4- DONT SPEND ALL YOU CREDS IN ONE PLACE!

Well, you wont get jailed for spending, but it certianly helps to pay your bail.

5- DUN ASK TO SEE WHAT JAIL IS LIKE. YOU WANNA KNOW, ASK POKEMON. DURR HURR.

Me and another guy asked to see what jail was like on the same day. I got 2 min in Sayjail (NOT enough for screenshots, well maybe, theres not much) and the other? 1.5 Hours in Pyre's Jail.



6- DUN COMMENT ON THAT BAN APPEAL THREAD!

Dont comment. Case #2 Closed. Be safe- Dun even read em

6 AND A HALF- IF THE THREAD IS ABOUT THAT GUY WHO GRIEFED YO HOUSE, DUN RANT,

Happened to me, i got jailed 30 min. Now i be broke.

7- DO NOT PUT A KICK ME SIGN ON YOUR BACK!

Mr spam loved to spam.

Mr spam spammed on Minetown.

Mr spam got kicked and stopped spamming,

Mr spam loved minetown and donated 3 billion dollars.

Mr spam missed spamming and decided to spam again.

SPAM SPAM SPAM, KICK KICK KICK.

Mods got really angry. KICK KICK KICK

Mr spam was JAILED!

Mr spam kept on spammin!

Mr spam got BANNED.

THE END.

And 8, the prettiest most symmetrical number ever- DO NOT TEST IRETHA'S MOD POWERS.

Bye-Bye coffeey, lol, Kick! SmallxChocolate for the win!

THE IRON FIST HATH SPOKEN. IF CONFUSED REFER TO NUMBERS 7 AND 8. NEVERMIND, JUST 8, 7 IS AN UGLY NUMBER.

/me rants on and on about the horrid number 7. SOUL EATER FTW.

And, thats all. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK! GOODNIGHT FOLKS!
Lol, Pokemon you are adorable. Cute guide.
Haha nice pokemon!

Yay a fellow S.E fan! May kid forever be condemned to lulzy visual obsessive behavior
Irethena, next time I go to jail I want Pyre jail. <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object> No fair Poke got to go there!

Also, awesome. Loved the colors because they gave a mood to each point, haha. /<object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
Actually I didnt go to Pyre's Jail, i think it was Platoni who did.