and then Russia shot the cake out of the sky with nuclear missles that made radiation mutations that turned cows into three headed winged cows, and Minetown rose to be the worlds empire, then suddenly..

The Crimson God-King was awakened, and became the worlds biggest threat.

A superhuman soldier named Ender went to fight the crimson king, but was then distracted with the same Kangaroo, that challenged Ender, in their epic fight...

And that Kangaroo farted, and so the Crimson God-King was once again in slumber.

Then the kangaroo went to...

Since this is a forum game, no necro, so I'll continue. Been too quiet around here anyways:

Ghana to join the ranks of the eldritch...

and planned his total domination of planet earth

with the help of his vast army of creepers

Story so far:

A homeless man was walking down the street, and then he turned into a magical kangaroo and threw glitter at Nova. Nova then turned into a big scary dragon who turned back into a human when threatened by a banana who was pink and was a fan of strawberries. So now the confused Nova thought to her self, Why oh why did I leave the house this morning? Because I had to drop that kid off at school, she remembered. Then suddenly the kangaroo everyone here forgot about bought 2.5 popsicles from a hotdog stand then procedded to fly away beating pink bongos, which made the radio station blow up into cupcakes. The radio-station Cupcakes were flown to the starving penguins of Antarctica while kangaroo homelessman was on his way back to his Australian homeland. The now no-longer starving penguins had a giant fiesta' and it blew up half of the moon which rained cheese on the Earth, which landed in a zoo and turned the elephants pink, those elephants then threw poop at everyone in the world (Took them about 80 years to do so) BUT As they were throwing their fecal matter the Police stopped them, arresting them for public indecency. Then a red dolphin with lederhosen came and broke the elephants out of jail, who had learned their lessons and began to Join the United Animals military. During their military service they threw cake. and then Russia shot the cake out of the sky with nuclear missles that made radiation mutations that turned cows into three headed winged cows, and Minetown rose to be the worlds empire, then suddenly The Crimson God-King was awakened, and became the worlds biggest threat. A superhuman soldier named Ender went to fight the crimson king, but was then distracted with the same Kangaroo, that challenged Ender, in their epic fight And that Kangaroo farted, and so the Crimson God-King was once again in slumber. Then the kangaroo went to

Ghana to join the ranks of the eldritch and planned his total domination of planet earth with the help of his vast army of creeperssssss.

I do like to think of myself as superhuman

(don't include in story)