Reasons why I don't use reddit.

mileylols 0 points 2 months ago

When you see your pets having sex, do you know what they're doing?

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RestoreFear 5 points 2 months ago

Have ever seen fish have sex? Because I bet I've seen it numerous times but just didn't know what was going on.

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mileylols 1 point 2 months ago

I guess not, but I've seen bacteria get it on.

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RestoreFear 6 points 2 months ago

I think you are watching the wrong kind of porn.

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chaos36 1 point 2 months ago

When I was younger I saw it. The guy swam close behind and the skinny almost invisible manhood came out, and as soon as it touched her, it went back. Over in a fraction of a second. Made me feel a lot better about myself.